What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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