i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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