Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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