i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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