well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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