we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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