Ambien. No doubt about it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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