I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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