YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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