This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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