Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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