what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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