i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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