i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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