yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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