yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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