need another drink. this is the easiest way
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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