just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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