as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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