pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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