I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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