return my video game
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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