And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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