My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
nutella sex= disaster
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
