Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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