its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
