I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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