can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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