boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
this will be a night to untag.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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