i don't like sucking hair
Moan for me like Helen Keller
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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