ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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