Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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