Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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