you guys were way drunker than both of me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
