Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
