you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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