The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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