I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
That's intense
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize