doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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