i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I deserve this hangover.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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