Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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