Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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