love makes seman taste better
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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