ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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