In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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