I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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