so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Duck Duck Cougar?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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