I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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