I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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