Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
