He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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