Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Boobs are out for the taking
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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