dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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