so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
wow bdsm is so cute
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