Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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