Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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