I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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