You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
