please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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