So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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