your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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