He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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