Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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